That time a squirrel tried to eat my face.
You might just (completely unexpectedly!) becomethe best part of someone’s day. Picture it: Sicily. Mississauga. Springtime. 2021.*channels Sophia Petrillo*My kitchen table. The bird feeder outside swings, suddenly. Whaps! into the window and incites an unsightly startled-coffee-choke. I compose myself and feel the burn: two dark, beady squirrel eyes bore into my head. Irritated that I disturbed […]